i've said it before and i'll say it again- he and vieve would be the cutest couple. she could be all wild child dance partying while he's out foraging for trash and toast and stuff then they could curl up all chaste together on the heating vent and live happily ever after.
Hehe. They would have such roly-poly little kittens who eat everything and lick furniture. Barry was chewing on the shower-curtain liner last night. Hm.
I am a YA writer represented by Michelle Andelman of Regal Literary. I live in a haunted farmhouse in MA, 'communicate' for a museum by day, and write by night. My first book, THE HERO, is a satirical take on the deadly mania surrounding youth sports.
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his (complicated) thought process pic by pic:
ReplyDelete1. "I sit here, as a visual reminder to you, of your responsibility toward feeding me."
2. "Is there food in here?"
3. "Is there food in here?"
4. "Dammit!"
5. "Is there food in here?"
6. "Is there food down there?"
7. "I know for a FACT there's food in here."
8. "I'm wasting away! Oh what a world! Oh what a... wait a minute. the heat just turned on. Ooooh yeaaaah."
You guys are straight-up silly.
ReplyDeletei've said it before and i'll say it again- he and vieve would be the cutest couple. she could be all wild child dance partying while he's out foraging for trash and toast and stuff then they could curl up all chaste together on the heating vent and live happily ever after.
ReplyDeleteHehe. They would have such roly-poly little kittens who eat everything and lick furniture. Barry was chewing on the shower-curtain liner last night. Hm.
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