Giada in My Kitchen

This evening, as F and I were watching the Food Network and enjoying our dinner of delicious Chicken Français, which took me a good hour and a half in the kitchen, Giada De Laurentiis appeared before us in a little red dress. She flipped her hair as she ladled meat onto a generous pile of pasta in a recipe that was most certainly not from Cooking Light.

F said, "I wish Giada would come over here and cook for me." As soon as the words left his mouth, he looked down at his dinner and mumbled, "Oops."